January 2012
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December 2011
3 posts
November 2011
4 posts
Today someone asked me if the Lord of the Rings...
shawbear:
Joke of the day
snoipahkat:
goldfish945:
flyingscotsman:
An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German are all standing watching a street performer do some excellent juggling. The juggler notices that the four gentlemen have a very poor view, so he stands up on a large wooden box and calls out, “Can you all see me now?”
“Yes.” “Oui.” “Sí.” “Ja.”
October 2011
3 posts
September 2011
2 posts
3 tags
June 2011
1 post
May 2011
1 post
HOMEMADE PORSCHE CAR!
fuckyeahlaughters:
pwnator:
kidabangbang:
iamqueenofthelesbians:
samboss:
BOSS SHIT MAN
Oh shit LOL
SWAG
IT RUNS ON BREAKFAST! AND AIR!
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March 2011
1 post
“His painting “After Cezanne”, notable for its unusual canvas shape,...”
– Lucian Freud - Contemporary Artist - The Art History Archive
January 2011
1 post
ah, idiocy
das7002: No amount of Lifehacker approval will get me to use MSE You couldn't even pay me to use MSE...
gpzbc @das7002: Do you have a reason why?
shufflemoomin @gpzbc: Because he's too cool for school. That's why.
November 2010
1 post
“(on WiFi networks) tylerbrainerd: i like to leave mine open and name it...”
– Maybe FBI Surveillance Vans Should Have Invisible Wi-Fi Networks
October 2010
1 post
“ironicmind13: @OMG! Ponies!: Because Steve Jobs doesn’t believe in choice,...”
– Google’s Andy Rubin Takes a Pop at Steve Jobs on Twitter in Nerd Language
September 2010
2 posts
“I would say it is wise to be careful when exaggerating the facial features of...”
– Gurney Journey (comments) - Johan Derycke
jbarr: I know I must be a freak, but when I as a kid, I HATED the smell of crayons. I loved to draw with crayons, and I was very creative with them, but after a while, their smell made me nauseous. To this day, I'd MUCH rather smell dry erase markers than a crayon. Good tip, though.
jetRink: @jbarr: I ate mine. To each his own, I guess.
May 2010
1 post
“[on shooting landmarks sans people:]
Go there with a megaphone and tell people...”
– MacAttack, found in Lifehacker Comments
April 2010
6 posts
Let's Get Short! →
We Have Met The Enemy And He Is PowerPoint →
Unfair blame on PowerPoint, of course. I can numb brains just as quickly with Keynote or Impress.
Fry: "Now here's a party I can get excited about. Sign me up!"
Apathy Party Guy: "Sorry, not with that attitude."
Fry: "Ok, then screw it."
Apathy Party Guy: "Welcome aboard, brother!"
Fry: "Alright!"
Apathy Party Guy: "You're out."
“I’m not really digging an autographed faux eBook cover. For book signings...”
– Gizmodo Comments
“This is why I love reading advice columns. “Dear Annie, I am an asshole...”
– Kotaku Comments
“I think it’s time I turn the iPad tags off on my browser. I’m tired...”
– Kotaku Comments
March 2010
7 posts
“In 2008 we were here as well, we had champagne as well, and … some time...”
– LHC First Physics Webcast - ellipses due to my own fail transcribing skills.
Post Magazine: Too Busy to Stop and Hear the Music...
Washington, DC: Why did this article make me cry? I’m 32, male, working on Capitol Hill, hell I’m even a Republican. Is it because that would have been me, rushing past in some self important rush to get to some dumb meeting. I even imagined myself being one of the guys stopping and listening, saying to myself screw it, this guy is good. Or is it because I wish I did something better...
2 tags
comicfury, comics that make you furious
Poster 1: Man the idea is a pretty good one but the amount of simply awful webcomics you are hosting appalls me. Are there really that many people out there who can't draw or write for shit but think they can?
Poster 2: That's the idea isn't it? comicfury, comics that make you furious
Sorry, I forgot which forum it was. OP was the comicfury admin promoting the site.
“I just unplug the printer, throw it away, go to the shops and buy a new one,...”
– Lifehacker comments, on the incredible slowness of cancelling print jobs in Windows.
“I always find it funny when you’re at an event like a concert or...”
– Lifehacker Comments
“For starters, it is safe to say that Yiruma’s only connection to classical...”
– Yahoo! Answers - What should i play for my piano recital?
February 2010
8 posts
2 tags
minibeardeath: is the speed of light in a vacuum faster if its coming from the sun, than if it comes from a single LED?
Nathan Obbard: @minibeardeath: Yes, but only because it has more friends egging it on.
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“Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance.”
– Sam Brown
Parisian Love
via youtube.com Warm and Fuzzy. A bit lame though. Ok *very* lame. Posted via web from So, Like | Comment »
2 tags
Thespamhere: I was sort of expecting the "Windows only:" warning at the beginning of the post
Platypus Man: @Thespamhere: Yeah, because only Windows PCs allow you to have a cluttered inbox, let you have too many unwanted applications installed, and get dusty on the inside. Macs are immune to dust.
Q: I was wondering if my new TI-84 calculator can play music. I really want to hear the new LOTR song.
A: Ah yes, I think the TI-84 can play music. The TI-84 was actually made to serve as a jukebox for dance parties, but someone found out how to hack it and turn it into a calculator. Which LOTR song do you want to listen to? The rap or Bilbo Baggin's solo?
[via Yahoo! Answers]
“Nice pants, what’s the drop rate?”
– Facebook | Nerdy Pickup Lines
YouTube - Comic Relief Song - Red Nose Day 2009
I think my girlfriend is cheating on me It’s nothing big, just a feeling I’ve got But all the little bits of evidence they add up to a lot Like the way she doesn’t smile when I walk into the room Or how I found another guy’s boxers in her bed this afternoon Now she’s a natural blonde and just 19 Everybody knows she’s out of my league But we got together a...
“None of my personal or professional acquaintances, nobody in the street or the...”
– Andy Gill: ‘Why I hate Coldplay’ - Features, Music - The Independent
January 2010
15 posts
WatchThe iPad from FoDTeamUK
WatchThe iPad is a Comedy Gold Mine
Mark Wilson: I hope Apple announces a tablet that’s really just 6 iPod touches glued together, bezels and all.
Lymed: Somebody give the iPad a Red Bull, because it ain't no good without wings.
morninggloria: Can I get a scented iPad for when my data feels not-so-fresh?
“Steve Jobs will come out and simply say, “What the hell have you guys been...”
– Guess The Apple Tablet Features, Win One For Yourself - Gizmodo (comments)
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